- Country: USA
- Genres: Comedy, History
- Release: 1998-10-05
- Director: N/A
- Writers: Barry Fanaro , Mort Nathan
- Language: English
- Stars: Chi McBride , Max Baker , Dann Florek , Christine Estabrook , Kelly Connell , Nick Jameson , Sam Chew Jr. , Steve Susskind , Adrienne Janic , Rick Lawless
- Runtime: 30 min
- Awards: N/A
- AKA: The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer (United States of America) , The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer , The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer (India)
- Plot: Desmond Pfeiffer (the P is pronounced) was a black British gentleman who was run out of England after being accused of cheating at cards. He takes a job as butler to a perpetually horny Abraham Lincoln in the White House during the Civil War.
- IMDB:tt0168373
The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer Cast · · · ALL
Chi McBride
Desmond Pfeiffer
Dann Florek
Abraham Lincoln
Christine Estabrook
Mary Todd Lincoln
Kelly Connell
Ulysses S. Grant
Max Baker
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