- Country: USA
- Genres: Comedy
- Release: 1988-01-15
- Director: N/A
- Writers: Allan Leicht
- Language: English
- Stars: Lori Petty , Kelly Bishop , Lisa Rieffel , Tony Roberts , Mary Louise Wilson , Marilyn Cooper , Adam Biesk , Jesse R. Tendler , Maureen Stapleton , Maureen Stapleton , Christine Baranski
- Runtime: 30 min
- Awards: N/A
- AKA: The Thorns , The Thorns (United States of America)
- Plot: Publicity agent Sloan Thorn and his wife Ginger are nouveau-riche trying to ascend the social ladder quickly. The pretentious behavior extends to their offspring Chad, Joey, and Edmund. Even their maid Toinette is snobby.
- IMDB:tt0094567
The Thorns Cast · · · ALL
Tony Roberts
Sloan Thorn
Kelly Bishop
Ginger Thorn
Lori Petty
Cricket
Lisa Rieffel
Joey Thorn
Mary Louise Wilson
Toinette
Marilyn Cooper
Rose Thorn