- Country: Philippines
- Genres: Action, Comedy, Musical
- Release: 2003-05-28
- Director: Tony Y. Reyes
- Writers: Manny R. Buising , Ely Matawaran
- Language: Filipino | Tagalog | English
- Stars: Fernando Poe Jr. , Efren ‘Bata’ Reyes , January Isaac Bodlovic , Candy Pangilinan , Tiya Pusit , Oyo Boy Sotto , Toni Gonzaga , Johnny Delgado , Pocholo Montes , Dick Israel
- Runtime: 117 min
- Awards: 1 win
- AKA: Pakners , Pakners (Philippines)
- Plot: N/A
- IMDB:tt0365609
Pakners Cast · · · ALL
Tony Y. Reyes
Director
Fernando Poe Jr.
Nanding Escalante
Efren ‘Bata’ Reyes
Manuel Dimayuga
January Isaac Bodlovic
Vivian Suarez
Candy Pangilinan
Celing
Tiya Pusit
Simang
Oyo Boy Sotto
Peejay
Toni Gonzaga
Angela
Johnny Delgado
Victor
Pocholo Montes
Mr. Carreon
Dick Israel
Elias
Romy Diaz
Olivares
Rico J. Puno
Richard De Guzman
Gerald Ejercito
Jumbo
Remy Javier
Tiya Laleng
J.R. Reyes
Peejay's Barkada
Wally Bayola
Katya
Poch Puyat
Himself
Ai-Ai de las Alas
Maui
Joey de Leon
Pickpocket