- Country: Canada
- Genres: Drama, Romance
- Release: 2004-12-29
- Director: Guy Maddin
- Writers: Guy Maddin
- Language: English
- Stars: Darcy Fehr , Melissa Dionisio , Amy Stewart , Tara Birtwhistle , Louis Negin , Mike Bell , David Stuart Evans , Henry Mogatas , Victor Cowie , Herdis Maddin
- Runtime: 60 min
- Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination
- AKA: Tchórze przyklękają (Poland) , Et les lâches s'agenouillent... (France, French Republic) , Cowards Bend the Knee or The Blue Hands , Cowards Bend the Knee or The Blue Hands (Canada) , Cowards Bend the Knee or The Blue Hands (India) , Covardes Dobram os Joelhos (Brazil) , The Blue Hands (Canada) , Cowards Bend the Knee or the Blue Hands (United Kingdom) , Cowards Bend the Knee (United States of America) , Трусы сгибают колени, или Синие руки (Russian Federation)
- Plot: It's time for hockey! There's no telling what will happen when the Winnipeg Maroons' own star player Guy becomes embroiled in the twisted lives of Meta, a vengeful Chinoise, and her hairdresser/abortionist mother Liliom. Innocent Veronica, caught in the middle, is treated to both services! Meanwhile poor, dithering, cowardly Guy can only stand by and watch.
- IMDB:tt0346800
Cowards Bend the Knee Cast · · · ALL
Guy Maddin
Director
Darcy Fehr
Guy Maddin
Tara Birtwhistle
Liliom
Louis Negin
Dr. Fusi
Amy Stewart
Veronica
Mike Bell
Mo Mott
David Stuart Evans
Shaky
Victor Cowie
Maddin's father