- Country: USA
- Genres: Documentary, Short
- Release: 2007-09-18
- Director: N/A
- Writers: Stephen R. Wolcott
- Language: English
- Stars: Joseph Cali , Denny Dillon , Paul Pape , Donna Pescow
- Runtime: 10 min
- Awards: N/A
- AKA: Platforms and Polyester (United States of America) , Platforms and Polyester
- Plot: N/A
- IMDB:tt1112121