- Country: Iceland, USA
- Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
- Release: 2002-11-15
- Director: Hal Hartley
- Writers: Hal Hartley
- Language: English | Icelandic
- Stars: Sarah Polley , Robert John Burke , Margrét Ákadóttir , Julie Anderson , Anna Kristín Arngrímsdóttir , Ilene Bergelson , Guðrún María Bjarnadóttir , Bessi Bjarnason , Helgi Björnsson , Julie Christie (I)
- Runtime: 102 min
- Awards: 4 nominations
- AKA: No Such Thing , No Such Thing (Germany) , Ilyen nincs (Hungary) , Monstrul (Romania) , Монстр (Russian Federation) , Beatrice e o Monstro (Brazil) , Nie ma takiej rzeczy (Poland) , Beatrice E o Monstro (Brazil) , Monster (United States of America) , No Such Thing (United States of America) , No Such Thing (United Kingdom) , I exelixi tou anthropinou genous (Greece) , No Such Thing (Canada) , No Such Thing (Indonesia) , Skrímsli (Iceland)
- Plot:
Beatrice’s fiancé is killed by a monster in Iceland. The monster is immortal, but longs to die. Beatrice helps him achieve this by contacting a scientist who can destroy matter painlessly.
- IMDB:tt0248190
No Such Thing Cast · · · ALL
Hal Hartley
Director
Sarah Polley
Beatrice
Robert John Burke
The Monster
Helen Mirren
The Boss
Julie Christie
(I)
Dr. Anna
Baltasar Kormákur
Dr. Artaud
Annika Peterson
Margaret
Erica Gimpel
Judy
James Urbaniak
Concierge
Bill Sage
Carlo
Paul Lazar
Fred
Damian Young
Berger
Miho Nikaido
Beautician
Ingvar Sigurdsson
Dr. Svendsen
Kristbjörg Kjeld
Nurse Joan
Helgi Björnsson
Leó
Margrét Ákadóttir
Rental Agent
D.J. Mendel
Agent
Abby Royle
Scientist
Wendy Walker
Journalist
Peter O’Hara
Tom
Maria Ellingsen
Karlsdóttir/Gate Manager
Anthony Giangrande
Journalist