- Country: UK
- Genres: Comedy
- Release: 1973-08-14
- Director: James Cellan Jones
- Writers: Terry Jones , Michael Palin
- Language: English
- Stars: Warren Mitchell , Clifford Rose , Julian Holloway , David Collings , George Innes , Hugh Walters , Brian Coburn , Brian Wilde , Hilda Barry , Gretchen Franklin
- Runtime: 55 min
- Awards: N/A
- AKA: Secrets , Secrets (United Kingdom) , Black and Blue: Secrets (United Kingdom)
- Plot: Secrets Chocolates receive an unexpected sales boost when three maintenance workers fall into the chocolate vat and are fed through the production line.
- IMDB:tt0218592
Secrets Cast · · · ALL
James Cellan Jones
Director
Warren Mitchell
Rose
Julian Holloway
Robinson
David Collings
Atkinson
Clifford Rose
Villon
George Innes
Saville
Hugh Walters
Jackson
Brian Coburn
Foreman
Brian Wilde
Major Forster
Hilda Barry
Mrs. Function
Gretchen Franklin
Mrs. Pitt
George Tovey
Lorry Driver
Sarah Douglas
Beautiful Girl
Stuart Fell
Maintenance Man (uncredited)