Dr. Dildo’s Secret (1970)

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Country: USA
Genres: Comedy, Sci-Fi
Release:
Director: N/A
Writers: N/A
Language: English
Stars: Roxanne Brewer , Jan Can , Jan Davis , Pete Dawson , Monica Gayle , Ann Perry , Tommy Toole , Pamala Westcott , Nora Wieternik
Runtime: 65 min
Awards: N/A
AKA: Dr. Dildo's Secret (United States of America) , Double D Experiment (United States of America) , Dr. Dildo's Secret , Dr. Dildo's Secret (United Kingdom)
Plot: Most sci-fi porn is SF in name only - just a gimmick with few manifestations of the content genre fans enjoy. DR. DILDO'S SECRET gets some brownie points for actually trying to make good on its premise, but overall package fails.Aussie porn stalwart Pete Dawson stars in the title role, a self-serving mad scientist who creates sexy women to hump. His best pal Ernie envies the doc's seeming "love 'em and leave 'em" behavior, having observed that he's constantly with beautiful women who are never seen afterward in public.Ernie sneaks into the doc's home and finds his secret lab, with four beautiful nudes secured to a wall, seemingly dead. When Dr. Dildo arrives he sets Ernie straight -all it takes is some current, magic knobs on cheapo lab equipment and a couple of electrodes to reanimate the gals.Ernie, played by soft-core icon Tommy Toole, gets some when the good doc creates a girl Linda Marie from scratch in a lengthy sequence that gives this movie its sci-fi bona fides. There's flashing lights, dials and junky instruments, cheapo special effects, model shots and even a tiny bit of animation, all executed on a non-existent budget.The resulting well-built brunette is quite alluring, and the film pauses for a very arousing sequence of the two heroes elaborately soaping, washing, rinsing and drying her off before "use". I think BATTLESTAR GALACTICA would still be on the air if newly-minted Cylon women were given a similar treatment in that overly tame (and ultimately pretentious) series.Of the film's sex scenes, including a slapstick orgy finale of five created women (including some beauties like Monica Gayle, Pete's wife Jan and future director Ann Perry) the best is an extraneous S.O.L.I. flashback sequence of the doc and busty Nora Wieternik. After romancing in the park, they have a hot bed scene.This interlude only points up the shortcomings of an early sequence poolside with Ernie and pin-up great Roxanne Brewer. She looks amazing in a bikini, but all they do is shoot the breeze and Roxanne doesn't even remove her top. A waste of talent like that (they hired her to be in the film, after all) is unforgivable.
IMDB:tt0217392