- Country: UK
- Genres: Comedy
- Release: 1958-11-11
- Director: Montgomery Tully
- Writers: Sid Colin , Jack Davies
- Language: English
- Stars: Bernard Bresslaw , Michael Medwin , Alfie Bass , Geoffrey Sumner , Charles Hawtrey , Norman Rossington , David Lodge , Michael Bentine , Arthur Howard , Francis Matthews
- Runtime: 82 min
- Awards: N/A
- AKA: I Only Arsked! (Australia) , I Only Arsked! (United Kingdom) , I Only Arsked!
- Plot: A group of misfit soldiers are desperately trying to fiddle themselves some leave. Instead they wrangle a posting to the British Middle-East protectorate of Darawa. Their frustrations and disappointment at landing one of the harshest territories is compensated when they discover a secret passage to the King's harem.
- IMDB:tt0151008
I Only Arsked! Cast · · · ALL
Montgomery Tully
Director
Bernard Bresslaw
Excused Boots Bisley
Michael Medwin
Cpl. Springer
Alfie Bass
Excused Boots Bisley
Geoffrey Sumner
Major Upshott-Bagley
Charles Hawtrey
Pvt. 'Professor' Hatchett
Marie Devereux
Harem Girl