- Country: France, Mexico, Spain
- Genres: Drama
- Release: 1999-06-02
- Director: Arturo Ripstein
- Writers: Paz Alicia Garciadiego , Gabriel García Márquez
- Language: Spanish
- Stars: Fernando Luján , Marisa Paredes , Salma Hayek , Rafael Inclán , Ernesto Yáñez , Daniel Giménez Cacho , Esteban Soberanes , Patricia Reyes Spíndola , Odiseo Bichir , Julián Pastor
- Runtime: 122 min
- Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations
- AKA: El Coronel no tiene quien le escriba (Spain) , Полковнику никто не пишет (Russian Federation) , Ο συνταγματάρχης δεν περιμένει γράμμα από πουθενά (Greece) , No One Writes to the Colonel , Ninguém Escreve ao Coronel (Brazil) , Полковнику ніхто не пише (Ukraine) , Personne n'écrit au colonel (France, French Republic) , Pukovniku nema ko da piše (Serbia) , Няма кой да пише на полковника (Bulgaria) , Az ezredes úrnak nincs, aki írjon (Hungary) , Nessuno scrive al colonnello (Italy) , Pas de lettre pour le colonel (France, French Republic) , Keine Post für den Oberst (Germany) , El coronel no tiene quien le escriba , Nie ma kto pisać do pułkownika (Poland) , El coronel no tiene quien le escriba (Mexico)
- Plot: Every Friday, the Colonel puts on his only suit and goes to the dock to await a letter announcing the arrival of his pension. But the townsfolk all know that this pension will never come. His wife also knows it, and even he knows it. But he is still waiting, living with the pain of the death of his son.
- IMDB:tt0132905
No One Writes to the Colonel Cast · · · ALL
Arturo Ripstein
Director
Fernando Luján
El coronel
Marisa Paredes
Lola
Salma Hayek
Julia
Rafael Inclán
Padre Ángel
Ernesto Yáñez
Don Sabas
Daniel Giménez Cacho
Nogales
Esteban Soberanes
Germán
Patricia Reyes Spíndola
Jacinta
Eligio Meléndez
Sotero
Odiseo Bichir
Dr. Pardo
Julián Pastor
Lugones
Eugenio Lobo
Álvaro