- Country: USA
- Genres: Comedy, Mystery
- Release: 1971-11-09
- Director: Ted Post
- Writers: John D.F. Black , Doris Miles Disney
- Language: English
- Stars: Helen Hayes , Vince Edwards , Myrna Loy (1905–1993) , Mildred Natwick , Sylvia Sidney , John Beradino , Larry D. Mann (1922–2014) , Barbara Davis , Paul Smith , Gary Vinson
- Runtime: 73 min
- Awards: Nominated for 1 Primetime Emmy. 1 nomination total
- AKA: Une bonne plaisanterie (France, French Republic) , Do Not Fold, Spindle or Mutilate (United States of America) , Do Not Fold, Spindle or Mutilate , No doblar, rasgar ni mutilar (Spain)
- Plot: Four elderly ladies with a lot of time on their hands get the idea to create a fictional "girl" for a computer dating service. However, things take a turn for the worse when their description of the "girl" attracts a psychopath.
- IMDB:tt0067001
Do Not Fold, Spindle or Mutilate Cast · · · ALL
Ted Post
Director
Helen Hayes
Sophie Tate Curtis
Vince Edwards
Mal Weston
Myrna Loy
(1905–1993)
Evelyn Tryon
Mildred Natwick
Shelby Saunders
Sylvia Sidney
Elizabeth Gibson
John Beradino
Hallum
Larry D. Mann
(1922–2014)
Lutz
Barbara Davis
Brenda
Gary Vinson
Jonas
Diane Shalet
Ruth Mellon
Nora Denney
Trudy
Patrecia Wynand
Hostess
Leonidas Ossetynski
Florist
John Mitchum
Mr. Tubbs
Joe Haworth
Detective