- Country: Spain
- Genres: Comedy
- Release: 1971-04-29
- Director: Alfonso Paso
- Writers: Alfonso Paso
- Language: Spanish
- Stars: José Luis López Vázquez , Laly Soldevila , Emilio Gutiérrez Caba , Enriqueta Carballeira , Manuel Tejada , Antonio Martelo , Florinda Chico , Antonio Almorós , Emilio Rodríguez , Carmen Luján
- Runtime: 85 min
- Awards: N/A
- AKA: We Are Neither Romeo Nor Juliet , No somos ni Romeo ni Julieta (Spain) , We Are Neither Romeo Nor Juliet (United States of America) , No somos ni Romeo ni Julieta (Mexico) , No somos ni Romeo ni Julieta , We Are Neither Romeo Nor Juliet (United Kingdom)
- Plot: Roberto Negresco lives with his parents Antonio and Trinidad and works together with his father in a waiter bar. He is an extremely naive person, which, together with a strange defect that prevents him from pronouncing the "p", makes him a rather peculiar being. Julita Caporeto lives with her parents Nemesio and Charo, and is also a girl of an ingenuity without limits, to the point that, although she has been dating her boyfriend Cayetano for quite some time, she still does not know "how the children of Paris". In a guateque, Julita and Roberto fall in love with each other. The problem is that there is a big obstacle between them: Their families have been long since antagonized.
- IMDB:tt0064738
No somos ni Romeo ni Julieta Cast · · · ALL
Alfonso Paso
Director
José Luis López Vázquez
Nemesio Caporeto
Laly Soldevila
Trini - madre de Roberto
Emilio Gutiérrez Caba
Roberto Negresco
Enriqueta Carballeira
Julia Caporeto
Manuel Tejada
Cayetano
Antonio Martelo
Antonio Negresco
Florinda Chico
Charo, madre de Julita
Antonio Almorós
Emilio Rodríguez
Don Prudencio
Carmen Luján
Xan das Bolas
Policía secreta de noche 1º
Fernando Bilbao
Jesús Enguita
Pedro Fenollar
Pepe Rubio
Hombre en la cafetería 3º (uncredited)