A funny story about how a middle-aged man ran into a store, bought two pies and, while standing in line, ate them. When the turn came to pay, he started to get into trouble – no one saw how many pies he ate. The overseer invites the buyer to go to the head of the department, and he, in turn, turns to the director of the store. The store manager asks the buyer to wait until the store closes when the goods are removed.