- Country: Austria, Germany
- Genres: Comedy
- Release: 2004-11-11
- Director: Pepe Danquart
- Writers: Chris Kraus , Mike Majzen , Martin Daniel , Pepe Danquart
- Language: German
- Stars: Henry Hübchen , Moritz Bleibtreu , Corinna Harfouch , Nadeshda Brennicke , Josef Hader , Roland Düringer , Paulus Manker , Karlheinz Hackl , Vincent Klink , Georg Veitl
- Runtime: 108 min
- Awards: 1 win
- AKA: C(r)ook , C(r)ook (United Kingdom) , Basta. Rotwein oder Totsein (Germany) , Basta - Rotwein oder Totsein (Germany) , Повар-вор (Russian Federation) , Les truands cuisinent (France, French Republic) , Il truffatore - The C(r)ook (Italy)
- Plot: A killer for the Russian Mafia in Vienna wants to retire and write a book about his passion - cooking. The mafia godfather suspects treason.
- IMDB:tt0407617
C(r)ook Cast · · · ALL
Pepe Danquart
Director
Moritz Bleibtreu
Valentin
Henry Hübchen
Oskar Boroschnin
Corinna Harfouch
Maria
Karlheinz Hackl
Konstantin
Josef Hader
Inspektor Nowak
Vincent Klink
Paul
Nadeshda Brennicke
Diana
Roland Düringer
Belmondo
Georg Friedrich
Tom
Paulus Manker
Leo
Cornelius Obonya
Anwalt Lupo