- Country: USA
- Genres: Comedy, Short
- Release: 2007-04-12
- Director: Ruben Fleischer
- Writers: Nick Thune
- Language: English
- Stars: Nick Thune
- Runtime: 3 min
- Awards: N/A
- AKA: Masturbation (United States of America) , Masturbation
- Plot: Nick Thune tells a short story about how he ran into his roommate while masturbating.
- IMDB:tt3000910