- Country: USA
- Genres: Comedy
- Release: 2008-01-07
- Director: Tom Kuntz , Mike Maguire
- Writers: Todd Hanson (II) , Robert Siegel
- Language: English | Russian | Spanish
- Stars: Len Cariou , Sarah McElligott , Amir Talai , Daniel Chacón , Daniel Chacón , Ken Takemoto , Steven Seagal , Don McManus (I) , Kate Fuglei , Abigail Mavity , Reid Weaver
- Runtime: 86 min
- Awards: N/A
- AKA: News Movie (New Zealand) , Новостной фильм (Russian Federation) , News Movie (Belgium) , News Movie (Greece) , News Movie (Jamaica) , The Onion Movie , News Movie (Netherlands the) , Wiadomości bez cenzury (Poland) , The Onion Movie (Australia) , News Movie , Una película diferente (Argentina) , News Movie (United Kingdom) , News Movie (Spain) , Loucos pela Notícia (Brazil) , The Onion Movie (Canada) , 洋蔥亂報 (Taiwan) , Teppan nyûsu densetsu (Japan) , News Movie (Bangladesh) , News Movie (India) , The Onion Movie (United Kingdom) , News Movie (Germany) , Vtákomlátic (Slovakia (Slovak Republic)) , News Movie (Philippines) , 鉄板ニュース伝説 (Japan) , Новинарски филм (Bulgaria) , Hantahíradó (Hungary) , Untitled Onion Sketch Comedy Project (United States of America) , Onion Movie (United States of America) , The Onion Movie (India) , News Movie (Japan) , Vijesti Film (Croatia) , News Movie (Canada) , News Movie (Indonesia) , News Movie (Hong Kong) , News Movie (Italy) , The Onion Movie (Philippines) , Filmové novinky (Czech Republic) , The Onion Movie (United States of America) , News Movie (France, French Republic) , News Movie (Nigeria) , News Movie (Pakistan) , News Movie (Ireland) , News Movie , The Onion Movie , The Untitled Onion Movie (United States of America) , The Onion Movie (Egypt) , News Movie (Malaysia) , The Onion Movie (United States of America) , News Movie (Australia) , Sa-nceapa Stirile! (Romania) , The Onion Movie (South Africa) , News Movie (Singapore) , The Onion Movie (Israel) , News Movie (Sweden)
- Plot:
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment – such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing “Neckbelts” and a study finding that “depression hits losers hardest”. This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
- IMDB:tt0392878
The Onion Movie Cast · · · ALL
Tom Kuntz
Director
Mike Maguire
Director
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Don McManus
(I)
Dennis McCormick
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Brendan Fletcher
(I)
White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Orlando Seale
Producer
Erik Stolhanske
Producer
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
Kwame Boateng
Dibo
Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
Alex Solowitz
The Masses
Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie