- Country: USA
- Genres: Short
- Release: 2009-06-23
- Director: Oliver Dear
- Writers: N/A
- Language: English
- Stars: Greg Cipes , Oliver Dear , William Dear , Carrie Finklea
- Runtime: 15 min
- Awards: N/A
- AKA: Simon Says Chopped Chiseled and Charred (United States of America) , Simon Says Chopped Chiseled and Charred
- Plot: N/A
- IMDB:tt1468733