- Country: UK
- Genres: Comedy, Short
- Release:
- Director: John Michael Phillips
- Writers: Tony Bilbow
- Language: English
- Stars: Dana Gillespie , Roy Kinnear , Chris Langham
- Runtime: 30 min
- Awards: N/A
- AKA: Sink or Swim (United Kingdom) , Sink or Swim
- Plot: Demonstrates, in a humorous fashion, the value of exports during Export Year.
- IMDB:tt1415226